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megaladonk

adjective:

a round, muscular buttock of prehistoric proportions; named after the Megaladon, a prehistoric marine creature known to have the most powerful bite in history.

a megladonk is said to be categorized better than a donk but less amazing than a sauroposeidonk; which is the classification of an amazing, plump epitome donk
Man 1: "Did you see girl over there?"

Man 2: "No.. (pauses to look...) OMG WTF WOW, that's a megaladonk.."
megaladonk by royoroy October 22, 2012
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A bold and blunt being who religiously consumes lentils to assist in the expostulation through the fundamental orifice. Rugged, mean and daring, no mountain is too high, this little fucker will soar to very high altitudes to achieve only greatness. Don't let him fool you though he may use filthy wizardry on yo ass.
he aint no bitch, he a megamadon
Megamadon by EB123456789 November 22, 2011

Megaladank

An expression meaning outstandingly awesome.
My sister's new stache is pretty megaladank.

Megaladonculus 

To have a big ass(own persons).
My ass is megaladonculus!
Megaladonculus by Deeznoots67 March 15, 2023

Megladong 

A big dick diver. A commercial diver who's dick is so big it could be mistaken for a huge shark.
Holy shit, everyone out of the water, there a Megladong by Blackburn
Megladong by JWATT85 November 10, 2018

Megalodon 

1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.
that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.
Megalodon by simon warren November 17, 2003
a giant swag shark that eats whales in one bit, worships Sylvies, Catrinas, and Janelles, and doesn't give a fluck
all the megladons gatherd in the temple to worship their gods and eat a big whale dinner
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