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Acronym for "Super Mega Epic Fail" for when someone shows that Darwinism isn't weeding out the not so smart folks.
Guy 1: "Steve ordered 500 shirts, all of which were the wrong color, had the wrong logo on them, the wrong fonts for said logo and somehow managed to get the shirt company to add on an extra $500 in fees."
Guy 2: "Holy SMEF!"
SMEF by langtoncakes April 21, 2009
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smeff • SMEF • smeffin • smeffy • smefling • SMEFNAR • smeft
SMEF - Super Manic Epic Fail. Used to describe something that is more than just an Epic Fail!
"He/she's such a SMEF", "My computer is being a complete SMEF!", "Her pictures are absolutely SMEF."
SMEF by Jamara May 6, 2008
Shirtless men eat for free.
Damn, girl. He ridin with his top down and the chest be like awl that. SMEF Anytime!
SMEF by Marcella0425 November 20, 2009
When someone looses their olfactory sence. Or does not have the ability to smell.
Like when someone can't see they are blind. Or when someone can't hear they are deaf. So when someone is Smef they can't smell.
Smef by blu:ren October 4, 2008
Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".
"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."
smeff by 73737 February 1, 2008
Spontaneous Male Erection For No Apparent Reasons. Extremely common in High School classrooms where cleavage is abundant.

Sleeping in class is also a horrible time for Smefnars, although they are very common.
I was sitting in Math, and when she leaned over a SMEFNAR hit me...
SMEFNAR by jackinthebox4444 September 16, 2010
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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