SMEF 

Sudden massive existence failure. The instantaneous dissappearance of a great deal of stuff.

Large parts of S.E.Asia experienced SMEF due to the tsunami, they /it was SMEFed.

SMEF by Tel March 29, 2005

SMEF 

Acronym for "Super Mega Epic Fail" for when someone shows that Darwinism isn't weeding out the not so smart folks.

Guy 1: "Steve ordered 500 shirts, all of which were the wrong color, had the wrong logo on them, the wrong fonts for said logo and somehow managed to get the shirt company to add on an extra $500 in fees."
Guy 2: "Holy SMEF!"

SMEF by langtoncakes April 21, 2009

SMEF 

SMEF - Super Manic Epic Fail. Used to describe something that is more than just an Epic Fail!

"He/she's such a SMEF", "My computer is being a complete SMEF!", "Her pictures are absolutely SMEF."

SMEF by Jamara May 6, 2008

SMEF 

Shirtless men eat for free.

Damn, girl. He ridin with his top down and the chest be like awl that. SMEF Anytime!

SMEF by Marcella0425 November 20, 2009

Smef 

When someone looses their olfactory sence. Or does not have the ability to smell.

Like when someone can't see they are blind. Or when someone can't hear they are deaf. So when someone is Smef they can't smell.

Smef by blu:ren October 4, 2008

smeff 

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

smeff by 73737 February 1, 2008

SMEFNAR 

Spontaneous Male Erection For No Apparent Reasons. Extremely common in High School classrooms where cleavage is abundant.

Sleeping in class is also a horrible time for Smefnars, although they are very common.

I was sitting in Math, and when she leaned over a SMEFNAR hit me...

SMEFNAR by jackinthebox4444 September 16, 2010