gertie

she is a nice caring person as long as u down for her like she is for you then you ain't got no issue.
Gertie is the type of girl whos been through a lot her childhood life, so in that case, I would be straight up with her cause she knows how to fight so just don't fuck with her.

omg, I heard Gertie smokes weed "Gertie walks toward the girl who is talking shit " and she bops the girl right in the face. Don't fuck with Gertie or any of the CARDONAS periodt .

by Gertie cardona November 12, 2019

gertie

He is the coolest guy alive.

Man, that Gertie is awsome.

by John March 6, 2005

GERTIE

Verb- always choosing the wrong direction to travel at any intersection.

She did a GERTIE and got hopelessly lost.

by AndyM13 February 10, 2022

gertie

A sexy child where you are unsure of their gender, but they look like an old woman.

Sarah Kazan couldn't stop staring at the gertie in the Buffalo Wild Wings booth.

by polish princess August 8, 2022

Gertie Cummins

The most kick-ass part in the musical, "Oklahoma!". Has an idiotic laugh that totally rocks.

In the winter muscal, I played Gertie Cummins! YAY!

by Liz January 22, 2004

Gertie gapper

Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.

The only thing he could say when he first saw the Grand Canyon was "Good God, what a "Gertie gapper"!

by teetiger October 20, 2008

gravel gertie

A surprise, non lubricated anal sneak attack

My wife refused to make dinner, so I snuck up on her and gave her a Gravel Gertie

by Tanbeer December 21, 2016