Smeaff

To grab a cat by the tail and beat it against a wall over and over again until your anger is relieved, or the cat is unconcious.

He smeaffed the cat.

by dan vegas March 11, 2004

smeff

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

by 73737 February 1, 2008

Smeeff

Flamingo with antlers.

Damn, look at those smeeff's antlers

by xthatstupidhoex July 28, 2010

smaff

Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.

I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.

by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009

smeff

someone who is smell deaf.

Kristen was born a smeff.

by thefirstsmeffever October 2, 2004

Smaffle

An annoying fart-muffin, with no life, who will grow up alone, living with his mother, and will never get laid. The epitome of loser, freak, sketch, creeper, dork, etc. combined.

can be abbreviated as "smaff"

That Eric kid is such a smaffle.

by DJ Sanctuary November 14, 2009

Smaffle

To furiously eat or drink something.

I'm gonna smaffle that case of beer before the night is over

by Matt Kingstone October 17, 2008