Smeaff 

To grab a cat by the tail and beat it against a wall over and over again until your anger is relieved, or the cat is unconcious.

He smeaffed the cat.

Smeaff by dan vegas March 11, 2004

smeff 

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

smeff by 73737 February 1, 2008

Smeeff 

Flamingo with antlers.

Damn, look at those smeeff's antlers

Smeeff by xthatstupidhoex July 28, 2010

smaff 

Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.

I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.

smaff by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009

smeff 

someone who is smell deaf.

Kristen was born a smeff.

smeff by thefirstsmeffever October 2, 2004

Smaffle 

An annoying fart-muffin, with no life, who will grow up alone, living with his mother, and will never get laid. The epitome of loser, freak, sketch, creeper, dork, etc. combined.

can be abbreviated as "smaff"

That Eric kid is such a smaffle.

Smaffle by DJ Sanctuary November 14, 2009

Smaffle 

To furiously eat or drink something.

I'm gonna smaffle that case of beer before the night is over

Smaffle by Matt Kingstone October 17, 2008