Smeaf

Unable to smell, lack of the sense of smell.

When Bill asked Hillory to speak, her breath was so horrible that he prayed he could be smeaf until she was finished.

by Vessec January 2, 2009

smeaf

A word used to describe someone who does not possess the ability to smell by combining the words "Smell" and "Deaf."

The real word for this impairment is Anosmia. One can be born without the ability to smell or losing the sense due to a traumatic experience.

1. Eww... Do you smell that?
2. No, I can't, I'm smeaf.

by teh smeaf guy March 22, 2007

smeaf

an impaired sense of smell
(derived from smell + deaf)

I'm 15% smeaf in my left nostril.

by christovich79 September 19, 2005

seafood snacker

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

SMEAR MERCHANTS

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Seafox

A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.

I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners

by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.

by robin_zib July 30, 2010