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A word used to describe someone who does not possess the ability to smell by combining the words "Smell" and "Deaf."

The real word for this impairment is Anosmia. One can be born without the ability to smell or losing the sense due to a traumatic experience.
1. Eww... Do you smell that?
2. No, I can't, I'm smeaf.
smeaf by teh smeaf guy March 22, 2007
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an impaired sense of smell
(derived from smell + deaf)
I'm 15% smeaf in my left nostril.
smeaf by christovich79 September 19, 2005

seafood snacker 

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.
That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!
seafood snacker by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"
SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020
A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.
I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners
Seafox by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.
Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.
seafood diet by robin_zib July 30, 2010
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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