Smash dicks

Act of smashing dicks with another person

Go smash dicks with someone

by Tallerthanu504 February 16, 2009

bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking

I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.

by wadeaaronroach February 06, 2009

Dick Smash

When you do something Or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a Dick Smash

Man i told Savy to Shut The Fuck up, Im such a Dick Smash

by BrickQuad June 01, 2011

Quantum Dick Smashing

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.

Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!

by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013