Smash Rag

A towl, t-shirt, sock etc that is stored in arms reach of the place a man masturbates or regularly has sex etc. A smash rag should not be washed very often.

'Oh honey ive got jiz in my belly button. Can you please fetch me the smash rag?'

by Cato84 February 11, 2010

Rage Smash

When someone has sexual intercourse with a previous partner's friend because they are angry at their previous partner 'getting' with someone else.

Millie see's Orlando getting with Jennifer.

Harry to Millie "Sorry to see your previous partner and my friend, Orlando getting with Jennifer"

Millie to Harry "I'm pretty upset"

Harry to Millie "Wanna rage smash?"

Millie to Harry "Ok"

by Bad Boy101 June 10, 2018

smashrag

A newspaper or magazine that publishes only the hottest and newest information.

(british voice) Did you see that on the telly, or in the latest smashrag?

by R3port3r October 4, 2012