Smash Rag

A towl, t-shirt, sock etc that is stored in arms reach of the place a man masturbates or regularly has sex etc. A smash rag should not be washed very often.

'Oh honey ive got jiz in my belly button. Can you please fetch me the smash rag?'

Smash Rag by Cato84 February 11, 2010

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Rage Smash

When someone has sexual intercourse with a previous partner's friend because they are angry at their previous partner 'getting' with someone else.

Millie see's Orlando getting with Jennifer.

Harry to Millie "Sorry to see your previous partner and my friend, Orlando getting with Jennifer"

Millie to Harry "I'm pretty upset"

Harry to Millie "Wanna rage smash?"

Millie to Harry "Ok"

Rage Smash by Bad Boy101 June 10, 2018

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smashrag

A newspaper or magazine that publishes only the hottest and newest information.

(british voice) Did you see that on the telly, or in the latest smashrag?

smashrag by R3port3r October 4, 2012

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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