Definitions by PistolPete74

Smartasstism

An incurable disease that you acquire from being on your smartass phone for a long period of time.

I forgot to take my meds today and my smartasstism started to flare up.

Smartasstism by PistolPete74 March 11, 2026

Smartasstism

Smartasstism (n): The chronic condition of being an insufferably clever, sarcastic know-it-all; a self-diagnosed neurotype where excessive wit overrides basic social filters

"His smartasstism kicked in during the debate, and he couldn't resist turning every point into a roast."

Smartasstism by PistolPete74 March 9, 2026