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Smarmites

The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
by Moonstaff June 8, 2010
mugGet the Smarmitesmug.

Smarmite

The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
by Moonstaff June 8, 2010
mugGet the Smarmitemug.

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