Definitions by Moonstaff
Smarmite
The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
Smarmites
The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.