smarmier

Having, even more so, an attitude marked by smugness and ingratiation, heightened by false male machismo.

Calaid is the second coming of Andrew Dice Clay, but smarmier.

smarmier by lleian December 14, 2008

Smarmier Major Nits 

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored

woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!

Smarmier Major Nits by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011

smarmie 

A shallow, wishy-washy, inconsistent person whose approach to interacting with others is focused on his/her own interests and what serves him/her best in the moment (it's all about me). They ride the "current wave" or poll. Not capable of sincere, meaningful relationships.

He's so smarmie; you can't count on him or know where you really stand with him.

smarmie by Susan W August 4, 2007

Smarmer 

Noun.

An individual that uses smug and often sarcastic comments to deliver thinly veiled put downs. The person that delivers smarmy comments.

"How dare you call me smarmy?! You are the true Smarmer here!"

or

"Keep your shitty comments to yourself you fucking Smarmer"

Smarmer by The Iconoplast April 16, 2009

smarmy smarmerson 

To be above and beyond smarmy. The ultimate smarm maestro! Total cocky smug idiot. People who arent gracious in victory.

e.g. I see Rupert and Tristan won the golf doubles again tonight! Look at them walking aroung like smarmy smarmerson and his brother smuggy smuggerson.

smarmy smarmerson by peoples poet January 15, 2012

smarmer 

An extended, or embellished version of the word "smarm," meaning sleazy, or smugly self-satisfied.

"Oh the smarmer and the sleazebag should be friends!"
--Old Southern Folk Song

smarmer by Charliedeist September 15, 2007

smarmies 

An obnoxiously stupid individual masquerading in a postion of authority.

A smarmie was posted near the entrance to the washrooms and demanded to see the hotel pass key upon entering and leaving the area.

smarmies by Bob Oswin July 15, 2005