smarmies 

An obnoxiously stupid individual masquerading in a postion of authority.

A smarmie was posted near the entrance to the washrooms and demanded to see the hotel pass key upon entering and leaving the area.

smarmies by Bob Oswin July 15, 2005

Smarties Cereal 

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...

Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)

Smarties Cereal by Hat-face November 8, 2011

Smarties Smoke 

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke

hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy

Smarties Smoke by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

smarties 

Ecstasy pills

Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)

smarties by roglewis April 22, 2009

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties 

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013

smarmie 

A shallow, wishy-washy, inconsistent person whose approach to interacting with others is focused on his/her own interests and what serves him/her best in the moment (it's all about me). They ride the "current wave" or poll. Not capable of sincere, meaningful relationships.

He's so smarmie; you can't count on him or know where you really stand with him.

smarmie by Susan W August 4, 2007

Worcester Smarties 

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.

I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.

Worcester Smarties by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008