Smallmoan 

N. The incredibly rare occurrence of a small person of Samoan descent.

I don't think that guy is Samoan; maybe he is Filipino.

No man, he's just a Smallmoan

Smallmoan by walkingdude August 4, 2009

Richard Stallman 

God on Earth. He is the Lord, who shall save humanity from its misogynistic tendencies towards proprietary software. The very atoms of his body are holy, and every time he chews his foot fungus he is actually sampling pure divinity. He shall correct all those who dare to misuse the phrase "GNU / Linux," owing to the fact that Linux is the kernel and GNU is the system of components forming the building blocks of the operating system. He is the shepherd of all flocks and varieties of people, namely those who recognize the superiority of GNU / Linux. Like any good shepherd, he shall never lead his people astray, never compromise his sacred beliefs, and always set a truly aspiring example of what people should aspire to become.

Random person: What are you doing?
GNU/Linux user: I am kneeling before my Lord, Richard Stallman. May the goodwill of free software everlast amidst the endless torrents and tirades of evil proprietary software.

Richard Stallman by Bad C dev February 25, 2021

stallmanite 

adj.

1. the state of being comprised of entirely free (as in freedom of speech) components - esp. in reference to computer software

2. sacrificing immediate convenience where it conflicts with personal freedom and social solidarity

3. refusing seductive offers which include an agendas designed to entrap or exploit takers

The stallmanite kernel version came from the Linux Libre project.

I told her that the nVidia driver would support the game, but she was stallmanite.

I offered to lend him my iPod, but he was stallmanite and said no thanks.

stallmanite by k2t0f12d May 4, 2009

Smallmart 

A 'neighbourhood Walmart', as they are smaller than normal Walmarts.

Do they sell clothes at Smallmart? No, but they do at Walmart.

Smallmart by JcJp January 7, 2012

smallmans 

smallmans is a park in cardiff where you will always find loads of 'emos' and 'scene kids' its a great place for weed and alchohol will be found behind the museum

'yeah i got high in smallmans'

smallmans by hflihdf March 25, 2008

smallant1 

The variety streamer commonly called smant

Yo do you watch smallant1

smallant1 by DICKWARIO May 16, 2021

smallmathguy

definitely a catboy.

“Hey, you’re such a smallmathguy”
“what no i’m not a cat”

smallmathguy by Anatis August 10, 2023