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small hands 

Small hands, are quite efficient in giving handjobs, or other pleasurable activities.
"Why'd you jizz so quick man?"
"I couldn't help it! those small hands get me everytime!
small hands by mtown yoh. ;) June 27, 2009
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small hands 

A male physical attribute with implications of having a small cock.
"Yo Rich, what up wit yo small hands?"
small hands by D-guy June 29, 2006
Word of the Day on January 20, 2017

small hands 

Something you look for in a woman...especially when your penis is small. During a handjob, blowjob, or gooch fondling, they give the man the impression of being hung like a brotha.
"Rich, being small on the bottom, was happy to see his blind date had small hands."
small hands by D-guy June 30, 2006

Small Hands 

Having tiny hands. Common among Cory's
"Wow Cory, you have small hands! So gentle, and soft. Looks so nice next to your five o'clock shadow""
Small Hands by BOOOOOOOC March 15, 2010

Small Hands 

Tiny hands implying another tiny body part

An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump
Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has small hands!

Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another small body part.

Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!

Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.
Small Hands by dareadhead January 20, 2017

Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.
Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."

Small Hands McCuntface 

Another way of describing the president of the United States - (2016-present)
I totally disagree with what Small Hands McCuntface said on the last press conference considering Hezbollah
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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