smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

snagulate

To dominate by being snaggy. (sexy and awesome, snaggable)

Girrrl, I gotta new challenge on my plate-I'm about to snagulate!

by roof-jumpa January 5, 2011

Swagulate

When ones swag becomes too copious, they have to regulate the amount of swag they release.

Bro, I have too many thirsty fat chicks on my dick, I have to sit and swagulate.

by Nuudles December 9, 2012

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 6, 2009

stagulate

the act of unintentional procrastination

Hurry up! Quit stagulating.

by Valarie March 16, 2005

SMASHULATE

to have sex vigorously,

i smashulated the girl from the club something furious last night.

by Jaheezy March 31, 2009

spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008