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Smack Fuck 

Something done by Heterosexuals and Homosexuals alike, it's the act of placing an undisclosed amount of drugs on the tip of one's dick and interpeniously inserting it into anothers anus.
My gal and I were looking for a way to use up the rest of the drugs, so I bent her over, made her grab her ankles, and gave her a smack fuck.
Smack Fuck by smackfucker August 3, 2009
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Smack as fuck 

Ugly. Useless. Insult for someone that deserves more than a basic insult. Abhorrently bad at what they do.
He was smack as fuck… absolute trash
Smack as fuck by JJjetplane88 July 30, 2024

Smuck Fuck 

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!
Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
Smuck Fuck by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020

smuck fuck 

getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.
Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!
smuck fuck by dustin smuck April 1, 2009

Sack fuck 

When one stretches their nut sack apart and wraps it around another’s wiener. Like titty fucking but with balls.
The other night things got weird and we sack fucked.
Sack fuck by Pimpin’ n Panderin September 29, 2020

slack fuck 

Another term often used to describe zered - referring to lack of enthusiasm for anything more strenuous than getting up late afternoon and spending 10 hours everyday on IRC
I went to bed at 6 am this morning , I got up at 7 pm today .
You are a slack fuck !
slack fuck by Moosipher December 3, 2004

A Shit fuck stack 

Is a term used in IT support where your management, boss, team leader hands you a pile of work he and or she dont want to do or passes down work they have done very poorly and don't want to get blamed for. Also known as mehaffey'd
Damn, a shit fuck stack from my boss wish he could fix his own shit instead of passing it on.
A Shit fuck stack by ElColon May 29, 2018