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Smack Eyes 

This is where a persons, eyes begin to spin around and look in different directions. This usually occours when the person is drunk and/or on pills/ drugs (hence the smack reference)

It then can be used as an effectionate nickname for the said person.

It is named after the legend that is "Smack Eyes, some claim that he was found and raised by a family of crack fiends others say he was born, when a rogue heroin dealers drug factory exploded and a monkey got effected by the fumes and raped a passing Nun. This man then walked the streets and terrorised people and did crazy things like kick dogs and pulled fire alarms.
Yo Bro, Liam is crazy bro, this one time he was on pills and he kicked a dog and pulled a fire alarm, he had proper Smack Eyes Bro

Hey! Smack Eyes, You Coming out tonight?
Smack Eyes by Buttons666 March 19, 2007
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smackeye 

A person who uses smack so much so that it shows in their eyes, symptoms include red (pink) eye, and a cheesy dick. Try as hard as they want, they will never be able to wash it.
I can smell cheese! Ross you smackeye put your trousers back on! Just wash it!

Ah man look at him, he's such a smackeye, I bet he smells funny downstairs.
smackeye by BigRev November 21, 2006

smackeye 

A person with the eyes of a junkie. By curious coinsidence, also commonly found to have a cheesedick.
Briggsy ur a smackeye
smackeye by . November 20, 2006

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026