Slurp Dog

The products that lurk inside tins of 'hotdogs in brine'. Actual hotdogs consist of lamb's gonads, beef rectum and murdered vietnamese boys. The 'brine' is simply filtered old man's jizz. Often eaten in times of altered mental state.

There are many different types of brand. All are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. If consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.

by Gumbo Jenkinson November 17, 2003

Slump doggy

Master of putting there partner to sleep after a 2+ hour session of doggy style.

I am a Slump Doggy 🐕.

by Slump Doggy September 16, 2021

slurpdog millionaire

The gastronomical achievement of drinking a Slurpee combined with Red Bull.

Bro, you want to Slurpdog Millionaire it?

by uslurper May 22, 2015

Slurpdog Billionaire

The upgraded version of a Slurpdog Millionaire wherein Vodka is used to enrich the brew.

Bro, we Millionaire'd last time, aren't you ready to Slurpdog Billionaire?

by uslurper May 22, 2015

slurpdogg

To throw a full drink (preferably a large cup with liquid and ice) out of a moving car with the aim of completely splattering a human target or inanimate object.

“I’m going to Slurpdogg the fuck outta this billboard.”

“You got Slurped, Dogg!”

by Slurrrpdogg August 12, 2021