slumph 

utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a big session.
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep

what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing

its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all

slumph by mickeybubble July 15, 2011

Slumph 

A group of geezers.

I watched the retirement parade safely from the balcony as another wandering slumph meandered by reeking of mentholatum, cigars and talcum powder.

Slumph by Notageezer August 20, 2020

Slumph 

A group of two or more losers who follow a popular v-tuber

she's playing vr chat right now and she has a huge slumph following her around

Slumph by grabbypatty December 12, 2024

Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

slump6s 

very talented rapper, a menace to society, one diss track and your life is over so don't try him.

bro you dissed slump6s??? he finna send yo ass to hell.

slump6s by vexl0l May 29, 2021

slumptacion 

A GREAT ship, if you have Wattpad look up slumptacion..

Stokeley: Ah, Jahseh throw that shit back.
Jahseh: Ok, Stokeley Pokeley.

Reader: Slumptacion is so great.

slumptacion by Thefanficwriter November 11, 2018