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Mario Super Sluggers 

The best Mario sports game of all time. Fun story mode with fun puzzles, unlocking characters is actually a thing in this game instead of having the full roster given to you with some DLC characters like in Mario Golf: Super Rush or Tennis Aces, the roster is huge and creative with characters like King K Rool and Toadsworth and even the clone characters are atleast iconic in some way (like Paratroopa/Paragoomba being clones of iconic enemy characters) and aren't just there like Pink Gold Peach was in Mario Kart 8, there are several fun ballparks that each have a day and night version with different gimmicks, the items and star power make for loads of added chaos, there's 3 different control options based on how you feel comfortable playing so you aren't just restricted to one control style, and (most of) the minigames have their own fun twist to them. You can literally be the biggest hater of Baseball, the sport itself, and still enjoy this game. The only worrying thing about this game is how badly modern Nintendo would butcher it if the game came on the switch, especially if you look at how Battle League, Aces, and Super Rush turned out.
Zora: Dude, I literally despise baseball and yet I was playing this one Baseball game on my cousin's Wii and had loads of fun with it.

Sydney: Sounds like you were playing Mario Super Sluggers.

South City Slugger 

The act of maliciously beating and flogging one's penis against a second party's face or other body parts. An act that is performed to display dominance over another person receiving this relatively painless yet humiliating beating,thereby fulfilling the performer's desire to be sexually dominant, and in most cases, the receiver's desire to feel sexually submissive, as well.
Guy 1: DAYUM, WTF. JayC, beat your wang on her face, and do the South City Slugger!

Guy 2: (Gleaming with pride)I know, Sean, but it does get pretty bruised up after a long South City Slugger fest.

Louie Slugger 

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
Louie Slugger by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

cunt slugger 

Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.
You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.
cunt slugger by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

Slutgers 

That sorostitute is from Slutgers....
Slutgers by Chaostic_2k1 December 17, 2003

st louis slugger

The act of jacking off, shooting your load into the air, and hitting it on its descent with a baseball bat.
Why's your bat so dirty? Were you doing a st louis slugger?