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South City Slugger 

The act of maliciously beating and flogging one's penis against a second party's face or other body parts. An act that is performed to display dominance over another person receiving this relatively painless yet humiliating beating,thereby fulfilling the performer's desire to be sexually dominant, and in most cases, the receiver's desire to feel sexually submissive, as well.
Guy 1: DAYUM, WTF. JayC, beat your wang on her face, and do the South City Slugger!

Guy 2: (Gleaming with pride)I know, Sean, but it does get pretty bruised up after a long South City Slugger fest.
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Louie Slugger 

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
Louie Slugger by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

cunt slugger 

Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.
You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.
cunt slugger by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

Sluggspedia 

World of Warcraft-based free content encyclopedia that provides entries submitted by the infamous Sluggs himself covering topics and issues more often ignored by people that actually know what the fuck they are talking about. It is filled with complete inaccuracies, retard influenced rhetoric, and outright stupidity, which is thinly disguised as a free, open source, in game encyclopedia that postures itself to be an authoritative and factual information resource.
n00bhuntar - What are mats for +35 agi to 2h
Sluggs - I have t6 gloves
n00bhuntar - What are mats for +35 agi to 2h
2. Trade Sluggs - You don't want agi, you want intellect
n00bhuntar - What are mats for +35 AGILTY to 2h
Sluggs - Trust me, spell dmg for arcane shot. I looked on thottbot, wowwiki too. It took a while
n00bhuntar - What are mats for +35 agi to 2h
Sluggs- LISTEN TO ME!!! I R SLUGGSPEDIA!!
Sluggspedia by Doboy May 16, 2008

Shaggered 

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.
“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”
Shaggered by Vlandor May 28, 2019

sluggard 

How long will you lie there, you sluggard? When will you get up from your sleep?

-Proverbs 6:9
sluggard by notasluggard September 18, 2012