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The act of a third party member masturbating two erect males whose penis' are touching by their tips. The handjob giver will slide his hand in a horizontal motion from the end of one penis to the other. This act is usually accompanied by the use of a water-based lubricant and great forearm strength by the masturbator. Coined on February 28th in the year of 2010 by the Great Snail, Slug Tugging has since become a National Pastime of all very masculine heterosexual males.

Note: The masturbator cannot be a woman because that would be just pretty fucking gay.
Snail: Hey Faggot Joe, come give me and this attractive non-ethnic, white male a god damn Slug Tug.

Faggot Joe: Yes sir.

Snail: Good bitch.
Slug Tug by SnailTheSlugTugger March 1, 2010
Words you can keep
That thing where the circumcised penis head approaches the uncircumised penis head and the foreskin is slipped over the uncircumcised penis and used to jack it off.
"It's not gay if it's just a slug tug."
Slug Tug by AngeMarie February 13, 2015

slug and tug 

This is when a woman punches you in the face then jerks you off. A surprise move, but you’ll take it.
Hey dan! Rita gave me a slug and tug in the bathroom yesterday! She kicked open the door while I was laying one down. Then before you know it I have a black eye and I’m cleaning up shit and seamen. It was great!

Slug-n-tug 

Pull your Johnson out of your baby mama and let your bosses done Jork it.
My pal Eddie slug-n-tugged me behind a Taco Bell after meeting the grand ol’ BM
Slug-n-tug by Dr. Dysphoria August 23, 2025

Tug Slug 

A man that takes to long masturbating in the shower.
Im going to shower first, cause that Tug Slug takes forever.
Tug Slug by Dr. DS Dong February 22, 2024

tug your slug

Dont tug your slug johnny

Tug n' Slug 

When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.
He's gonna get Tug n' Slugged when he's gonna knock out.
Tug n' Slug by BV927 May 26, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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