Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

Slow-bro by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

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Slow-bro

The Slow-bro is the mentally deficient member of any peer group. There is always a slowest most undeveloped mind in any room, and this individual can be called the Slow-bro. Often obviously less hygienic and socially repulsive to some large extent, the slow-bro is often the brunt of jokes it will never fully understand. All families have a Skow-bro, most live at their parents house, paying no rent, unable to support themselves due to an inability/unwillingness to progress beyond childhood. Adult slow-bros will often be the recipients of charity from the family or peer group in an effort to elevate the slow-bro in status and motivations, but these efforts fail, the slow-bro is nothing but a drain on resources for all around them.

He still lives with his mom and she has to pay his cell bills, slow-bro has it too easy, its like she enables him to live in a universe where complete failure is acceptable.

Slow-bro by jimmylearnsnothing February 10, 2026