Slow-bro 

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

Slow-bro by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

Slow-bro

The Slow-bro is the mentally deficient member of any peer group. There is always a slowest most undeveloped mind in any room, and this individual can be called the Slow-bro. Often obviously less hygienic and socially repulsive to some large extent, the slow-bro is often the brunt of jokes it will never fully understand. All families have a Skow-bro, most live at their parents house, paying no rent, unable to support themselves due to an inability/unwillingness to progress beyond childhood. Adult slow-bros will often be the recipients of charity from the family or peer group in an effort to elevate the slow-bro in status and motivations, but these efforts fail, the slow-bro is nothing but a drain on resources for all around them.

He still lives with his mom and she has to pay his cell bills, slow-bro has it too easy, its like she enables him to live in a universe where complete failure is acceptable.

Slow-bro by jimmylearnsnothing February 10, 2026

bro slow

Telling your bro you want to take it easy.

Full of energy Eric, "Let's party!"

Tired Nathan, "Bro slow."

bro slow by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014

Brooklyn Slow

A term given to someone who is not diagnosed with any mental illness, yet shows signs of very severe slow thinking.

Wow, that's got to be the stupidest statement I have ever heard. They must be Brooklyn Slow.

Brooklyn Slow by Kungs1202 February 2, 2022

Slowbro 

The most chill of all Pokemon.

I just evolved my Slowpoke into a Slowbro. He automatically learned Attract and Swagger and is now chill as fuck.

Slowbro by Uge1 October 14, 2010

Slowbroing

A girl blows you while you slowly play your saxophone.

Robert was slowbroing all night long.

Slowbroing by Kon Artist November 18, 2014

Slowbro 

AJ Zackowski is a stinky bastard and an ice hockey stud

AJ stop being such a fucking slowbro

Slowbro by thebarrish July 3, 2009