Slotsicle

A frozen dildo

That girl really needs to chill. Or get laid. Maybe she should just kill two birds with one stone and use a slotsicle.

Slotsicle by Cambridge Comma July 20, 2019

Scatsicle 

is closely related to a Fudgsicle, but has no fudge in it! It is made from ones poop and then frozen to a stick....

Dick: 'Wow this Fudgsicle taste like shit!"
Richard: "That's no Fudgsicle, its a Scatsicle..."

Scatsicle by jew jappy February 26, 2013

Snotsicle 

When the outside temperature is so low that all bodily fluids that leave the body freeze quickly. Therefore when mucus leaks from the nasal passage and freezes it forms a stalactite from the nostrils.

When Harry and Lloyd were driving to Aspen on a skooter without the necessary protective clothing for Aspens climate, snotsicles formed around their nostrils.

Snotsicle by Landros October 19, 2010

slutsicle 

A girl who insists on wering next-to-nothing on the coldest day of the year.

M: Did you see that SLUTSICLE in the denim mini and tank-top?
J: Yea, could she wear any less???

slutsicle by Bandages16 June 12, 2007

slopsicle 

a slopsicle is a popsicle but all messy and dripping everywhere. Its like a non-frozen mess on a stick.

Ralph: haha your slopsicle has made you a mess.

Fred: shut up Ralph. Its all sticky.

slopsicle by Robbie Lewis July 6, 2009

snotcicle

Primarily found in cold climates, the snotcicle occurs when the fluid of a runny nose freezes, creating a sort of icicle. Freequently found in the beard and/or mustache of rugged outdoors men.

Wao! Check out that dude's snotcicle! Nasty as hell!

snotcicle by Carterh January 25, 2006

snotsicle 

when yo snot be runnin' down yo schnizzle when it be hawkin' and it freezes into a stalagtite lookin' mofo!

i was out deer hunting last year. it was colder than a witch's titty. i fell asleep and woke up with a big ol' snotsicle hanging down from my nose, yo.

snotsicle by Dan Warhead August 14, 2003