sloppy jaloppy

The act of when you bust a nut in your hand and smack the girl your having sex with in the face

I really want chris to give a sloppy jaloppy it would be funny

by isleeks October 18, 2018

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"

B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster

by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

by Cleft lardson January 23, 2021

Sloppy Jaloppy

A women that's had many sexual partners in her 20s and claims that she still wants love in her 30s/40s

Men, don't settle for a Sloppy Jaloppy, she had her fun.

by Mr. LandeR December 04, 2020

Sloppy jaloppy

When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.

Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes

by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018