Sloppy Rocker
Sloppy Rocker by Slice January 30, 2003
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Sloppy rocket
Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.
Joe: "Dude, this chick wants to go the hotel room with me, but I don't have any condoms!"
Phil: "You're fine man, just give her the sloppy rocket!"
Joe: "Shit, I forgot about that. I used to do that in Thailand. Thanks Bro!"
Phil: "You're fine man, just give her the sloppy rocket!"
Joe: "Shit, I forgot about that. I used to do that in Thailand. Thanks Bro!"
Sloppy rocket by Subliminll February 21, 2017
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Sloppy rockets
The distinctive form, texture and experience of bowel movement produced after ingesting several cups of vegetable oil a day.
Man, I was experimenting with non-water liquids that can safely be drunk in significant (nearly water-like) quantities and ended up shooting sloppy rockets all night.
Sloppy rockets by Trollinglurker March 13, 2010
Sloppy Rocket
A sloppy rocket is phrase used to refer to the resulting bowel movement of drinking several cups of vegetable oil in a day.
Person 1: Vegetable oil. Won't hurt you to drink several cups a day. Good luck actually accomplishing that however.
Person 2: do your poops shoot out like rockets?
Person 3: Sloppy rockets.
Person 2: do your poops shoot out like rockets?
Person 3: Sloppy rockets.
Sloppy Rocket by maxrennexcarnate March 14, 2010
Sloppy Rockefeller
When a man climaxes onto the face of someone and proceeds to stick as many dollar bills to the recipient’s face as possible, using the sperm as a makeshift adhesive.
No sir, we don’t accept Capital One here, however we do accept Visa, Master Card, Discover, and Sloppy Rockefellers.
Sloppy Rockefeller by Jloon May 31, 2018
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