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Sloppy José 

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.
That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.
Sloppy José by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013
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Sloppy José 

When a girl has diarrhea, doesn’t wipe and you eat her asshole.
I took her home and gave her a sloppy José.
Sloppy José by Elena Fuente November 10, 2019

sloppy jose 

When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.
Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!
sloppy jose by Capn26 September 15, 2008

sloppy jose 

When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.
Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.

sloppy jose 

the Mexican equivalent of a Sloppy Joe commonly served with carne asada and other toppings inside two slices of bread (pan); Torta
The torta is like a mexican sloppy joe.
Wouldn't that be called the sloppy jose?
sloppy jose by Sexy Conservative January 26, 2011

sloppy jose 

A sloppy jose is when you fuck a girl in the ass and just before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of Jose Cuervo. Then, let her take the shot like the dirty whore she is.
Last night I slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.
sloppy jose by wall mirror June 19, 2009

Sloppy Jose' 

The act of filling a condom with salsa,beans,and any other mexican food then poking a hole in the end of the condom and squezing the contents out in your partner's rectum (buthole). Next procede to have anal sex with your partner. Next eat ( without using your hands) the contens of the " Sloppy Jose'" .
Last night my boy friend gave me a Sloppy Jose' and I don't think ill ever be able to eat mexican food again.

After i got a sloppy jose ive had intestinel problems ever since.

I havent stopped tingling since last night it starting to hurt.
Sloppy Jose' by KoleTrain August 6, 2011
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