Slopmop
Male or female that wipes the cum from a woman face while getting a bukkake. Being unable to touch or taste the cum on the woman’s face.
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Slop Mop
A woman of ill repute who has rightfully earned her shame by hooking-up with anyone and is willing to do anything.
Friend 1: Damn, Jenny will hook-up with just about anyone, and she is such a freak!
Friend 2: Oh, honey, I know. I feel bad for her future husband. The girl's just a slop mop.
Friend 2: Oh, honey, I know. I feel bad for her future husband. The girl's just a slop mop.
Slop Mop by mebematt77 December 3, 2009
slopopotamus
(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.
"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore
"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited
"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited
slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011
Sloppopotamus
Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.
Sloppopotamus by John Unger January 3, 2019
slomopopo
slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.
as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
Slopsophagus
When you throat fuck a girl and push the tip of your dick so deep it gets squeezed by her esophagus, giving the sensation of finding a brand new tight hole you never knew existed. In other words, slopsophagus is sloppy top and reaches into the esophagus.
“Damn bro, so I was getting some sloppy top from Becky last night, and she took it so deep I felt my dick get squeezed by her esophagus, it was that slopsophagus.
Slopsophagus by ThroatGoat9000 October 13, 2020