when a woman gets sloppy drunk and acts a fool. usually involving crying, slapping (always involves the complete humiliation of herself and her man...or, in some cases, where the woman is a fat tard, her 'beer-pong partner')
kristen was a slopopatomus at spencer's birthday. someone needs to tell that bitch to lay off the four locos!!!
by dangerdave4209 March 9, 2011
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"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore
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by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011
Get the slopopotamus mug.A combination between a slop tart and a hippopotamus. A girl that cant handle her alcohol that is falling down drunk and crying. She usually is not very attractive.
by soccergodking March 5, 2011
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Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.
Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.
Yo, i was at the club and this sloppopotomus waddled up and was all up on me. She was hammered and tried to jersey turnpike on my dizzle. She bent over and i swear i could smell her stank puss!
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