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Snogwarts
The Suethor take on Hogwarts. It's full of Mary Sue's. Not much learning takes place, just Sue's snogging (as implied by the name), being Draco Malfoy's girlfriends, Harry's fiancees or carrying Edward Cullen's babies, even though he has nothing to do with HP...
The four houses of Snogwarts are Sparklypoo, Tootsitramp, Quanonraip and Bitchiwitch.
All original characters remaining at Snogwarts have been modified to fit in with the immaculate Sue's (see Quanonraip).
The four houses of Snogwarts are Sparklypoo, Tootsitramp, Quanonraip and Bitchiwitch.
All original characters remaining at Snogwarts have been modified to fit in with the immaculate Sue's (see Quanonraip).
Example 1: Tresor Arwen Silverlight, half Veela, half vampire, half centaur and half mermaid is one of the many Snogwarts students.
Snogwarts is where all the Mary Sue's belong.
Snogwarts is where all the Mary Sue's belong.
Snogwarts by HelpMeCatchMyPig! August 26, 2010
slogart
Slogart is a version of bogart wherein an individual holds on to a joint for a very long time without actually taking a hit nor passing it on.
Slagwarts
Acronym: Seriously Loose Anglo-Saxon Girls Who Are Rarely Taken Seriously
Singular - Slagwart
Describes vast numbers of females who inhabit the British isles, a nation that increasingly resembles two peoples sharing one geography. Slagwarts are almost indistinguisable from chavettes and are generally over-sexed, arrogant and greedy, dreaming of little more in life than instant fame and/or wealth, plus becoming a footballer's wife. The rest of the nation just looks on in confused disgust.
Singular - Slagwart
Describes vast numbers of females who inhabit the British isles, a nation that increasingly resembles two peoples sharing one geography. Slagwarts are almost indistinguisable from chavettes and are generally over-sexed, arrogant and greedy, dreaming of little more in life than instant fame and/or wealth, plus becoming a footballer's wife. The rest of the nation just looks on in confused disgust.
"That really obese girl over there just said to me 'you've got five minutes to buy me a drink, or I'll go and talk to someone else'. I mean, why on earth would I do that? Who would sign up to being treated like a piggy bank?"
"Mate, she's just another of those Slagwarts. If you want some fun, look elsewhere."
"Mate, she's just another of those Slagwarts. If you want some fun, look elsewhere."
Slogworth
1. The point where one reaches absolute grogginess.
2. One CANNOT be more groggy.
3. Fucking Slogworth man.
2. One CANNOT be more groggy.
3. Fucking Slogworth man.
Jack: I'm soooo tired, I cant move.
Jill: You are so slogworth!
Jack: Yeah it was the after effects of that rip i took
Jill: True, the only way to treat Slogworth is by taking another rip though.
Jill: You are so slogworth!
Jack: Yeah it was the after effects of that rip i took
Jill: True, the only way to treat Slogworth is by taking another rip though.
Slogworth by Marsupial Watson July 11, 2010
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Oblication
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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