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Slogwart 

A fat bastard mouth breather with no neck that takes endless gulag Ls.
I’m not buying you back again you fucking slogwart go look after your kids you fucking benefit street dirtbag
Slogwart by RAFIKITLK May 11, 2020
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Snogwarts 

The Suethor take on Hogwarts. It's full of Mary Sue's. Not much learning takes place, just Sue's snogging (as implied by the name), being Draco Malfoy's girlfriends, Harry's fiancees or carrying Edward Cullen's babies, even though he has nothing to do with HP...
The four houses of Snogwarts are Sparklypoo, Tootsitramp, Quanonraip and Bitchiwitch.

All original characters remaining at Snogwarts have been modified to fit in with the immaculate Sue's (see Quanonraip).
Example 1: Tresor Arwen Silverlight, half Veela, half vampire, half centaur and half mermaid is one of the many Snogwarts students.

Snogwarts is where all the Mary Sue's belong.
Snogwarts by HelpMeCatchMyPig! August 26, 2010
Related Words
Slogart is a version of bogart wherein an individual holds on to a joint for a very long time without actually taking a hit nor passing it on.
Don't slogart that joint, my friend. If you are not going to take a hit pass it on to me.
slogart by Melabel June 3, 2017

Slagwarts 

Acronym: Seriously Loose Anglo-Saxon Girls Who Are Rarely Taken Seriously

Singular - Slagwart

Describes vast numbers of females who inhabit the British isles, a nation that increasingly resembles two peoples sharing one geography. Slagwarts are almost indistinguisable from chavettes and are generally over-sexed, arrogant and greedy, dreaming of little more in life than instant fame and/or wealth, plus becoming a footballer's wife. The rest of the nation just looks on in confused disgust.
"That really obese girl over there just said to me 'you've got five minutes to buy me a drink, or I'll go and talk to someone else'. I mean, why on earth would I do that? Who would sign up to being treated like a piggy bank?"

"Mate, she's just another of those Slagwarts. If you want some fun, look elsewhere."
Slagwarts by Punanimal November 11, 2008

Slogworth 

1. The point where one reaches absolute grogginess.
2. One CANNOT be more groggy.
3. Fucking Slogworth man.
Jack: I'm soooo tired, I cant move.
Jill: You are so slogworth!
Jack: Yeah it was the after effects of that rip i took
Jill: True, the only way to treat Slogworth is by taking another rip though.
Slogworth by Marsupial Watson July 11, 2010

slowgart 

v. To slow down a marijuana rotation by not taking the joint/bowl, etc. when someone attempts to pass it to you. Similar to a bogart but not the same thing.
OR
n. A person who does this

Alternate spelling: Slogart
Don't slowgart the joint. Put down your beer and take it before it burns my fingers!
slowgart by Vesus December 7, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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