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Slagwarts 

Acronym: Seriously Loose Anglo-Saxon Girls Who Are Rarely Taken Seriously

Singular - Slagwart

Describes vast numbers of females who inhabit the British isles, a nation that increasingly resembles two peoples sharing one geography. Slagwarts are almost indistinguisable from chavettes and are generally over-sexed, arrogant and greedy, dreaming of little more in life than instant fame and/or wealth, plus becoming a footballer's wife. The rest of the nation just looks on in confused disgust.
"That really obese girl over there just said to me 'you've got five minutes to buy me a drink, or I'll go and talk to someone else'. I mean, why on earth would I do that? Who would sign up to being treated like a piggy bank?"

"Mate, she's just another of those Slagwarts. If you want some fun, look elsewhere."
Slagwarts by Punanimal November 11, 2008
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Snogwarts 

The Suethor take on Hogwarts. It's full of Mary Sue's. Not much learning takes place, just Sue's snogging (as implied by the name), being Draco Malfoy's girlfriends, Harry's fiancees or carrying Edward Cullen's babies, even though he has nothing to do with HP...
The four houses of Snogwarts are Sparklypoo, Tootsitramp, Quanonraip and Bitchiwitch.

All original characters remaining at Snogwarts have been modified to fit in with the immaculate Sue's (see Quanonraip).
Example 1: Tresor Arwen Silverlight, half Veela, half vampire, half centaur and half mermaid is one of the many Snogwarts students.

Snogwarts is where all the Mary Sue's belong.
Snogwarts by HelpMeCatchMyPig! August 26, 2010
Related Words

Slagarse 

a term to refer to people when they become hoes , bitches or just anoying.
Your such a slagarse doing this.
Slagarse by caramansham February 9, 2021

Swaggarts 

Code word among many guys for Porn, sex, or annything perverted. This was Started when a 14-year-old hid all of his Porn in a Jimmy Swaggart Video Case. His friends would then tell him to go get the swaggarts.
Hey Bill, stop watching swaggarts and get over here.

Yeah Mark went all the way to Vegas with this girl just to get Swaggarts.
Swaggarts by Willma Fingerdoo November 30, 2010

Slaggart 

A person who makes themselves look better by insulting and belittling the achievements or problems of others in a derogatory way, at the same time usually not actually contributing anything of use themselves.

Comes from a combination of the British English slang term slag off, meaning to insult or disparage, and braggart, meaning a boastful person.

Slaggarts are unusually common in a number of academic settings, which may be attributed to the immaturity of students and/or staff.
Marty was talking shit about the rest of the football team as if he was carrying the whole team. Like he's so great himself. Fucking slaggart.
Slaggart by Stealthycat June 26, 2010

Slogwart 

A fat bastard mouth breather with no neck that takes endless gulag Ls.
I’m not buying you back again you fucking slogwart go look after your kids you fucking benefit street dirtbag
Slogwart by RAFIKITLK May 11, 2020
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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