slof

a very ugly person, slow dumb animal very hideous

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Slof

"Slof" is an abbreviation for "Shit load of fuck".
It is used to emphasize rage, similar to "Fuck" but more intense.

Person A: yo, your Ex, betty is going out with that guy you hate
Person B: What a Slof!

by maka ceto July 27, 2009

slofa

meaning: Shit load of fuck all

tim: so whats up?
bep: Slofa u?

by Bep July 29, 2005

Slofo

A condensed version of the phrase "slow fucker".

Tom, hurry up you slofo!

by mojojojo February 18, 2006

Slofie

The reason why technological revolution 3 is will begin. Another one of apples mind numbing creations, now you can click selfies while taking slo-mo videos. Wow, could anyone ever think of something so creative and useful.

1:Hey bro check my new phone
2: I don't know if that's worth a thousand dollars

1: but you can take selfies while recording slo motion videos (slofie)

2: oh damn, it's a steal then

by praddydaddy September 11, 2019

Sloff

"Sloff" is a slang term originating in Scotland. It can be used in many ways, similar to "Beast"

It can be used as both an insult and a compliment.

"Sloff" can be used to describe someone who:

1. has attained legendary status

2. Is acting like a twat/wanker/idiot

3. someone who is good at a particular thing.

4. A common variant is "Bush sloff" which means sneaky or sly.

1. "Did you hear about Jim drinking a bottle of Jager in under an hour? Yeah! What a Sloff!"

2. "My wife's on her period, she's being a complete fucking Sloff."

3. "Vladimir over there is a proper sloff at jiu jitsu."

4. "Holy shit! Where the hell did you come from ya sloff!?"

by The Sloff December 17, 2011

Sloftly

Adj. When you think your friends are crazy, and weird but they are cool at the same time, and you think they are always on drugs.

My sloftly friends are always high on life, even though they don't have one!

by ChildrenAreScary November 14, 2015