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The act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your butt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your anus and into the recipients's open mouth. The resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and butthole.

Dude, I just bought bottle of my wife's favorite Chardonnay, when she gets home from work I'm going to giver her a slobken!

slobken by GhostFaceKillah1969 January 21, 2018

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Slobken

The act of drinking wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is poured down the small of one's back, allowing it to drip through the ass crack and over the butt hole, before reaching the mouth of the recipient. The resulting beverage is a surprisingly pleasant mixture of alcohol and butt.

Dude, I just bought a bottle of my wife's favourite Chardonnay. When I get home, I'm going to give her a slobken!

Slobken by GhostFaceKillah1969 May 1, 2018

Related Words

Slobken • Slobknocker • Slobbenon • slobcentre • Slobendoggen • Slobkin • slobknocking • Slob Knobbing • Slob Kebab • slob knob

SlobKnocker

A girl who gives you head and while doing so hits your balls with her chin.

"I fucked Marry so good last night but damn she's a Slobknocker"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"

SlobKnocker by Andrew Hagen September 2, 2017

slobknobbing

When a woman performs oral sex to a man, and during this her mouth is salivating heavily on the penis.Intensive dripping wet blowjob.

Last night my girl was slobknobbing my cock!

slobknobbing by person with def August 6, 2009

Slobknocker

A person who slobbers on penises. Excessively.

Sally is such a slobknocker.

Is that good?

oh FUCK yes.

Slobknocker by valleriiee July 20, 2010

slobknocking

The act of spitting or drooling on someones penis, excessively during oral sex. Slobknocking is usually looked upon as something that needs to be done before sexual intercourse so the penis is lubricated enough to go in.

Or could also refer to the act of kissing with extreme amounts of saliva entering the other persons mouth or going on the other persons face.

Dude, Sally is fucking pro at slobknocking.

How, man?

She made my penis so slippery we couldn't get the condom on.

slobknocking by vaaaaalllerie July 16, 2010

Slobendoggen

Another term for oral sex.

Yo that girl Jules gave me the slabendagen.

Slobendoggen by Adrian November 5, 2004

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026