Slobber Knockered

A state of being extremely intoxicated to the point there is loss of motor function.

Sorry Jimmy I couldn’t answer your call last night I was really slobber knockered

by Slobbered and Knockered January 16, 2021

slobber knocker

Made famous by JR (Jim Ross) of WWE. Used to describe a pro wrestling match that was bound to turn into a slugfest either due to the size and strength of the competitors, the level of heat generated by a feud leading up to the match, or both.

King (high-pitched excited tone): Now we got this Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell Match!!

JR: King, that’s gonna be one hell of a slobber knocker and business is damn sure about to pick up. Sorry Mama.

by Brisco Brothers Body Shop October 1, 2020

Slobber-knocked

Higher than giraffe p*ssy on any given illicit substance (i.e. hard drugs)

Brooo trashpuss was so slobber-knocked last night that she scratched her clam ditch, sniffed it, and the stank of her own brand hit her so hard she came out of a 6 minute nod off the aytch!!

by HutchNation CEO May 17, 2022

Slobber Knocker

1)very insane/intertaining occurence.
2) Sloppy, spit filled kiss.

What a slobber knocker this boxing match is!

Dude thats sick! He just planted a big slobber knocker on him!

by Adam Rage April 27, 2004

Slobber Knocker

Perpetual, swift and powerful thrusting into the vagina by the male from the mounted position of doggy style, hence the name "slobber knocker"

That hooker aint ever gonna recover from that! After all it was the slobber knocker

by Dieter Hellstrom April 25, 2010

slobber knockers

The tats located on the midsection of a female which are frequently stared at by men.

Jenny had huge slobber knockers that Dave frequently stared at.

by Winston Carlana October 10, 2005

slobber knockers

the testicles.

"Oh my god! He just got kicked right in the slobber knockers!

by BlitzRain April 1, 2023