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sling blade 

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.
" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."
sling blade by Ben April 3, 2005
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Sling Blade 

A person who is slightly retarded, but is still fun to make fun of.
"My Uncle Carl is wearing his shoes on the wrong feet again, what a sling blade."
Sling Blade by Big Joe October 31, 2003

Sling Blade

Where your medical sling accidentally gives you a cut
Sling Blade by WCG847 April 11, 2026

Rusty Sling Blade 

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.

slang blade 

n. knife

no idea who coined the term, but them slang blade mother fuckers be trill
check out ma new slang blade. it's mother fucking tizzite
slang blade by Loco Qutro July 12, 2005

Slingblade 

When you form a gun shape with your hand, wipe your butt with it, and flick the fecal matter at a coworker.
The guy next to me had to go home because he took a slingblade to the face.
Slingblade by slingblader69 July 5, 2017

slingbladed 

Being fucked up to the point of retardation.

Refer to "Slingblade" starring Billy Bob Thornton. Retarded high.
Man, I am totally slingbladed right now!
slingbladed by the pusherman March 3, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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