sling blade 

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.

" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

sling blade by Ben April 3, 2005

Sling Blade 

A person who is slightly retarded, but is still fun to make fun of.

"My Uncle Carl is wearing his shoes on the wrong feet again, what a sling blade."

Sling Blade by Big Joe October 31, 2003

Sling Blade

Where your medical sling accidentally gives you a cut

DAMN IT MY SLING BLADE

Sling Blade by WCG847 April 11, 2026

Rusty Sling Blade 

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.

Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.

Rusty Sling Blade by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021

slang blade 

n. knife

no idea who coined the term, but them slang blade mother fuckers be trill

check out ma new slang blade. it's mother fucking tizzite

slang blade by Loco Qutro July 12, 2005

Slingblade 

When you form a gun shape with your hand, wipe your butt with it, and flick the fecal matter at a coworker.

The guy next to me had to go home because he took a slingblade to the face.

Slingblade by slingblader69 July 5, 2017

slingbladed 

Being fucked up to the point of retardation.

Refer to "Slingblade" starring Billy Bob Thornton. Retarded high.

Man, I am totally slingbladed right now!

slingbladed by the pusherman March 3, 2010