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No matter how you slice it 

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.
No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

the cheese has a slice in it now 

a saying that means somehing can't be fixed or changed. Something happened that can't be helped or reversed, and the cheese has a slice in it.
"I can't believe you said that! You're so embarressing!"
"Well the cheese has a slice in it now!"

it's been a slice 

"It's been a slice" is a farewell statement that comes from the saying "a slice of heaven." You can use the phrase to tell someone in a playful way that you have enjoyed spending time with them. Also, when ordering pizza, you can also say, "I'll have a slice of heaven please (instead of a slice of pizza)." You will seem much cooler that way.
See you later, Mikey. It's been a slice!
it's been a slice by macinlor December 5, 2015

spice it up 

this is boring, i want to spice it up.
spice it up by -Spice it up December 30, 2007
I slide it like why would I say that to him
Slide it by Bigogsmoker December 7, 2017

Slide it on ya back 

Act of a male taking his genitals and repetitively moving back and fourth on the female ass crack while moving up to the shoulders, making the female partner aroused.
Tonedingo: Can i Slide it on ya back?
Tammy: Of course ill let you slide it on my back!
Slide it on ya back by Tonedingo March 19, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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