Slerd

1. A person who is a slut and a nerd.

2. Slerdy (adj): Combination of slutty and nerdy

Lisa pushes her fake boobs up against other men while reading sci-fi books in the library.

by aaaalliicceeee March 28, 2004

Slerd

The term used for a group or herd of sloths

Thats one big slerd of sloths!

by MommaBeefstick September 27, 2021

Rotten Sled

One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .

Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow

Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.

by Can You Don't? Podcast January 31, 2023

roblox slender

what happens when you drink and smoke while pregnant

“Drinking and smoking wont affect my child”
little do they know their kid will be a roblox slender

by the random idiot December 25, 2021

roblox slender

an absolute dunkass and a useless grub to humanity

plr1: hi

23kdunkass: mic up kid i get all the roblox cnp on my dick

plr1: *mics up and the dunkass roblox slender is a squeaker*

*friend joins*

*hell.mp3*

by dat_ May 25, 2021

Slenderman

The most beast no faces CreepyPasta there is. Tall as fuck, and with arms and tenticles that can tear you to shreds he is quite a treat. He makes electronic devises go crazy when he is close to them. And the only thing that sucks is that his weakness is 8 pieces of paper

Guy 1: Dude my phone is getting all blurry.
Guy 2: Run nigga run!! Slenderman is here!!!

by MegaBlazingHoundoom March 23, 2017

wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007