Slard
The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.
Slard by Gracesuicide August 9, 2009
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slard
Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.
hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
Slard
That new girl friend of Mike's screwed his best friend, stole his cd player, she's dumb as a box of rocks. "MAN", what a Slard!
Salard
"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."
Salard by arfawesome January 10, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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