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slept with a wet fish 

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.
When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!
slept with a wet fish by E-go-go January 30, 2009

i slept with ur mom

The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.
Adolescent 1: u succ!
Adolescent 2: I slept with ur mom.

Adolescent 2: *dies*
i slept with ur mom by dög June 21, 2021

george slept with izzie 

Referencing well-known medical drama 'Grey's Anatomy,' GSWI is the sudden onset of remembering events, usually regrettable, that occured previously while heavily intoxicated, just as the late George O'Malley remembered his adulterous sex with Isobel Stevens.
"Oh no, last thursday night! George slept with Izzie."
"Ohh no, what did you do? ..."

i.sleptwithyourmom 

I.sleptwithyourmom is a baddie who is super tall and seggsy 💪🏽. I.sleptwithyourmom is better the alaya lozano. Give I.sleptwithyourmom money haha
“I.sleptwithyourmom is great

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026