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Sleestak - n -

1. A run of the mil common skank. 2. Women who dress alike, look alike and talk alike. 3. A pack of sorostitutes 4. A girl you'd hook up with but wouldn't tell your friends about.
Sleestak - n - 1. The bar is packed with women, too bad they're all sleestaks. 2. She wasn't the first random sleestak my dong hammer had barfed all over, and she certainly wouldn't be the last. 3. She may have been a sleestak but she served her purpose, my balls were empty and my hands were filled with sandwich. 4. I got laid last night but when I woke up I saw she was a total sleestak.
Sleestak - n - by Gatsby Jr. July 8, 2011
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sleestak 

a mythical creature from the Land of the Lost. These creatures are defined as being green in color, having large, black eyes, no fingers (thumbs and four fingers grouped as part of the hand), and webbed feet. They also emit a hissing sound when agitated. They are known to have evolved into a species that can communicate through speech. Enik was at talking version of a more evolved Sleestak Species.
Chaka was followed by the Sleestaks through the forest until a dinosaur scared the Sleestaks away.
sleestak by Brent Knox January 6, 2005

sleestak 

A last final emptying of the penile shaft, often resembling grain tumbling off the conveyor, resembles also the introduction to the TV series Land of the Lost, when the humans are tossed over a waterfall with some bad editing.
I was able to prop myself up to get a good sleestak, covering her landing strip with my UFOs.
sleestak by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Sleestak 

A server at a restaurant like fast food that moves really slow is a sleestak
A Order taker At McDonald's is a sleestak
Sleestak by Kramelamer July 19, 2013

Sleestak 

A meth head that is into prostitutes. Usually still living at home with their mother. Usually someone named Jon
Girl stay away from that dude, he's a Sleestak
Sleestak by Wickedlywild May 17, 2019

Ball Sack Sleestak

The Sleestak type of sounds that are heard from the sucking, hissing, and slurping sounds someone makes when tea bagging or sucking on your ball sack while giving head.
Damn, That girl was a regular Ball Sack Sleestak when she went to town on my shaved sack the other night. I had to look down to make sure it was still her and not some "Land Of The Lost" character!

sleestak 

Derived from the mythical characters from "Land of the Lost". It has evolved into a type of defensive posture used in playing basketball.
He drove the lane and dunked on the whole team. They stood there playing defense like a bunch of sleestaks.
sleestak by Brent Knox January 6, 2005
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