sleestak 

a mythical creature from the Land of the Lost. These creatures are defined as being green in color, having large, black eyes, no fingers (thumbs and four fingers grouped as part of the hand), and webbed feet. They also emit a hissing sound when agitated. They are known to have evolved into a species that can communicate through speech. Enik was at talking version of a more evolved Sleestak Species.

Chaka was followed by the Sleestaks through the forest until a dinosaur scared the Sleestaks away.

sleestak by Brent Knox January 6, 2005

sleestak 

A last final emptying of the penile shaft, often resembling grain tumbling off the conveyor, resembles also the introduction to the TV series Land of the Lost, when the humans are tossed over a waterfall with some bad editing.

I was able to prop myself up to get a good sleestak, covering her landing strip with my UFOs.

sleestak by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Sleestak 

A server at a restaurant like fast food that moves really slow is a sleestak

A Order taker At McDonald's is a sleestak

Sleestak by Kramelamer July 19, 2013

Sleestak 

A meth head that is into prostitutes. Usually still living at home with their mother. Usually someone named Jon

Girl stay away from that dude, he's a Sleestak

Sleestak by Wickedlywild May 17, 2019

sleestak 

Derived from the mythical characters from "Land of the Lost". It has evolved into a type of defensive posture used in playing basketball.

He drove the lane and dunked on the whole team. They stood there playing defense like a bunch of sleestaks.

sleestak by Brent Knox January 6, 2005

sleestak 

A person who inflicts self-harm on themselves.

"she's a sleestak, see the scratches on her arm?

sleestak by Nateesha October 28, 2006

sleestak 

A person who is very inebriated, and possibly crossed, to the point where they act without thinking, much like the sleestaks from the tv show land of the lost.

Yo did you see that dude over there, he's totally shit faced!

Yeah, what a sleestak!

sleestak by sral July 13, 2022