Sleepy Q 

When you on a zoom call and that one friend falls asleep, they are referred to as a Sleepy Q.

Friend #1 "Is everyone up for a game tonight?"
Friend #2 "It looks like we already have a Sleepy Q here...."

Sleepy Q by JerryRPumpkin57 July 24, 2020

sleepy queef 

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness

While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef

sleepy queef by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016

sleep queer 

a individual who is head row sexual during the day. But reverse's there prefence's into homosexual during night time hour's.

straight by day sleep queer by night

sleep queer by rgijriofjnesarlfnerg June 27, 2009

Quantum Sleep 

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit

Quantum Sleep by Baniroquai Rewo November 21, 2010

Quantum Sleep 

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.

example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early

Quantum Sleep by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep 

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020