Sleepfag 

A person who goes to sleep early

-I'm going to sleep i'm tired

-God you're such a sleepfag

Sleepfag by N30N014 September 5, 2018

Sleepfalling 

The little spaz attack you get when you're falling asleep and think you're actually falling.

x: Why did you just do that? Are you having a seizure?
y: No, I was just sleepfalling.

Sleepfalling by WhileyCoyote January 21, 2010

Sleepfasting 

To reduce your rest intake, to deprive oneself of sleep.

sleepfasting day today , sleepfast day, sleepfasting day today!

Sleepfasting by Goodie Tabliser May 11, 2019

sleepage 

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep

need sleepage NOW

sleepage by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

sleepfacebooking

Facebooking while you are partially asleep.

Dude i was sleepfacebooking early in the morning... god knows wat i typed.... i am sure it was all barf!!

sleepfacebooking by whirlwind84 May 6, 2010

sleepage 

1. The economic decline experienced by those who sleep past 9AM. 2. An inverse, causal relationship existing between minutes slept past 9 AM and debt-to-income ratio, suggesting that to arise at early hours, barring access to video games, results in an increase of boredom-induced work hours and higher credit score. 3. The practice of those experiencing sloth-induced poverty; those who despise movement.

1. "I have noticed a sleepage in my financial profile since refusing to get up in the morning."
2. "The mortgage application was declined due to high sleepage ratio."
3. "I laugh at the adage: 'Early to bed, Early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' What were they thinking, isn't that the govenrment's job?"

sleepage by Dr. Dettman November 3, 2008

sleepfapnea 

a condition when one masturbates in there sleep.

When I woke up in the morning my sheets were covered in semen and my dick was outside my underwear with my hand still on it. I have sleepfapnea

sleepfapnea by Slickrick32 October 18, 2014