sleepfartnea

is a sleep disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in Flatulence or instances of abnormally low mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process, during sleep. Each pause can last from a few seconds to minutes, and may occur 5 to 30 times or more an hour.

He suffers from sleepfartnea

sleepfartnea by ZEEG March 13, 2012

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sleepfapnea

a condition when one masturbates in there sleep.

When I woke up in the morning my sheets were covered in semen and my dick was outside my underwear with my hand still on it. I have sleepfapnea

sleepfapnea by Slickrick32 October 18, 2014

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sleepfartnea • sleepfarter

sleepfarter

A person who passes their gas while they are asleep

Holly is the worst to sleep near, she is such a sleepfarter.

sleepfarter by jordan calise April 4, 2011

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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