Sledgehater

Figurative hammer with which one would crack the skulls of haters

Person 1 "Im goin' to the mall!"

Person 2 "Good for you..."
Person 1 "Do you want me to come back with the sledgehater?"

Sledgehater by Enemy With Benefits January 2, 2012

Warsaw sledgehammer 

anal sex in which the person on top slaps the person on the bottom with a kielbasa at least 10 inches in length

my face is still greasy from that Warsaw sledgehammer i got last night.

Warsaw sledgehammer by johnyblahblahblah February 11, 2009

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer  

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.

Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009

Pendulum-Sledgehammer 

The sex move named when an old man with saggy nuts, fucks another doggy-style. During the while his nuts swing up between the other's legs and hit them in the jaw, knocking them out cold.

Doctor: I'm not sure how to explain this, but your grandmother passed away. She couldn't return from the coma she was in after your grandfather hit her with his Pendulum-Sledgehammer.

Pendulum-Sledgehammer by Fierce Hans May 5, 2014

Alabama Sledgehammer 

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the Batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.

"Dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?"

"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"

"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"

Alabama Sledgehammer by Captain Planet Ozone Edition May 18, 2006

walla walla sledgehammer

When having sex with a women in the standing position, at the moment of orgasm, the woman is piledriven into the floor.

After I gave ol' Nicki the walla walla sledgehammer, I finished her off by supermanning all over her face, and made her fruitbowl me.

walla walla sledgehammer by Outlaw Avionics April 1, 2008

Norwegian Sledgehammer

When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more

"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"

Norwegian Sledgehammer by A Pimp Named Puff Puff January 12, 2009