Slaytanist

one who worships the thrash band Slayer as if they were gods, or anti-gods (pick your choice). Usually Slaytanists will frequent the band's concerts and have much signed memerobilia.

Yeah, he's a slaytanist. He goes to every one of their concerts.

by TheStig1214 July 19, 2010

Agnostic Satanist

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

by Viqzen May 2, 2019

Slaytanic

The most hardcore, ball-stomping, ass kicking, elbow in your fucking teeth metal. Slayer is and always will be the fucking shit...


"SSSSSLLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEERRRRR!!"

-Fan on 'War at the Warfield'

"Take off, you TRL nutsack. I'm too Slaytanic for this shit"

by Fetus of Death February 26, 2004

slaytastic

in means where someone is fantastic and slaying as well. the word “slaytastic” defines that sensation perfectly.

“wow queen! you are so slaytastic! fyi, that means slaying and fantastic.”

by farty7 July 16, 2021

Green Apple Satanists

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017

Satanist

An adherent of any form of Satanism, a broad category of religions and worldviews all involving a favorable interpretation of "Satan." The most public form of Satanism is LaVeyan Satanism, which does not believe in or worship Satan as an actual entity, but instead sees Satan as a symbol of independence, individuality, etc. Since the late 1990's, thanks to the Internet, Satanism had diversified quite a bit. There are now more and more theistic Satanists, who do revere Satan as a deity - in most cases also associating Satan with independence, individuality, etc. Most do not see Satan as "evil" except in an ironic sense.

Many Christians have wrongly assumed that Pagans and even atheists are Satanists, who in turn are wrongly assumed to be violent criminals.

by Diane Vera July 16, 2008

santanist

One who believes in Santa beyond the age of 6 or 7 years old

My cousin, Jimmy, is 12 and still believes in Santa. What a Santanist.

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004