Slawed 

When you complete something in a very rigorous manner, while instantaneously roaring like the lion that exists loathing inside your manly muscular body of pure German alloy bicarbonate steel.

Dude, I totally just slawed that midterm with my biceps!

John: Dude that guy just bench pressed more than you.
Jordan: wtf, rack them weights right now
... Proceeds to bench press more than other guy
John: dude you totally slawed that bench

Slawed by BillionBro June 24, 2014

slawed 

When you break up with a girl during sex and then dump mayonnaise all over her.

I got slawed last night, and then took a long shower.

slawed by Ladygaga1234 December 9, 2013

Sawed Off Fuck 

A short man/woman that acts like an asshole

Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!

Sawed Off Fuck by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016

sawed-off shotgun

A regular double barrel shotgun, except someone took the time and effort to saw off a few centimeters from the barrel (and possibly the stock as well). this modified firearm is very useful for short-range crowd-control.

A sawed-off shotgun is easier to hide in a tuxedo than the original shotgun.

sawed-off shotgun by KosiceSlovak March 12, 2008

Ligar-slowed 

When a person or team is about to sweep their opponent, then the opponent preforms a reverse sweep.

We almost won the game 2-0, but we got ligar-slowed in the last few second so the final score was 2-3.

Ligar-slowed by dragonkid220 June 4, 2017

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF 

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF by BOT1games April 20, 2019

Sawed Off 

A sawed off shotgun, in which the barrel(s) are sawed off to become shorter, for the purpose of the pellets inside the shells to spread out over a vast area. The accuracy is lessened by this but a sawed off 12 gauge is a gully weapon to have.

"...Up into my bag, cuz I gotta get my mask
and shells to put in this 12 gauge sawed off...

Sawed Off by Leathaface July 22, 2003