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When you complete something in a very rigorous manner, while instantaneously roaring like the lion that exists loathing inside your manly muscular body of pure German alloy bicarbonate steel.

Dude, I totally just slawed that midterm with my biceps!

John: Dude that guy just bench pressed more than you.
Jordan: wtf, rack them weights right now
... Proceeds to bench press more than other guy
John: dude you totally slawed that bench

Slawed by BillionBro June 24, 2014

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slawed

When you break up with a girl during sex and then dump mayonnaise all over her.

I got slawed last night, and then took a long shower.

slawed by Ladygaga1234 December 9, 2013

Related Words

slawed • slayed • sawed-off • slated • sawed-off shotgun • Slazed • Slewed • sawed • Slaked • slamed

Sawed Off Fuck

A short man/woman that acts like an asshole

Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!

Sawed Off Fuck by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016

sawed-off shotgun

A regular double barrel shotgun, except someone took the time and effort to saw off a few centimeters from the barrel (and possibly the stock as well). this modified firearm is very useful for short-range crowd-control.

A sawed-off shotgun is easier to hide in a tuxedo than the original shotgun.

sawed-off shotgun by KosiceSlovak March 12, 2008

Ligar-slowed

When a person or team is about to sweep their opponent, then the opponent preforms a reverse sweep.

We almost won the game 2-0, but we got ligar-slowed in the last few second so the final score was 2-3.

Ligar-slowed by dragonkid220 June 4, 2017

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF by BOT1games April 20, 2019

Sawed Off

A sawed off shotgun, in which the barrel(s) are sawed off to become shorter, for the purpose of the pellets inside the shells to spread out over a vast area. The accuracy is lessened by this but a sawed off 12 gauge is a gully weapon to have.

"...Up into my bag, cuz I gotta get my mask
and shells to put in this 12 gauge sawed off...

Sawed Off by Leathaface July 22, 2003

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026