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strictly from the 253. A level above blazed where all you want to do is tear apart the dollar menu and go to sleep.
Last night big ty and amac were so slazed they ate ten mchickens and fell asleep in the car.
by Doug Fresh253 September 19, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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to get beaten almost to the point of death.
this dumb bitch was totally smack talking me so i slazed her ass.
by slazedman November 08, 2010
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so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. Could also be spelled "slayzed".
i was so slazed after work i locked my keys in my car, but then forgot where my car was.
by Miyags July 10, 2007
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Feeling slizzed (drunk) and blazed (high as fuck) at the same time.
John: Did you see Mike at that party last night? Not only was he toasted, but he was fucking schwasted.

Ronnie: Yeah, he was straight up slazed.
by soulstice November 07, 2010
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