so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. Could also be spelled "slayzed".
i was so slazed after work i locked my keys in my car, but then forgot where my car was.
The state of being so messed up Nyquil you don't even know where you are. You start screaming "Garry Terriyaki" and your nose starts bleeding for no reason, you end up passing out and waking up 16 hours later.
Alex: Dude, let's get sazed up tonight.
Mooga: Aw yeah dude, sippin on that sazequil bro.
Saze: Dude, I am already sazed up... whoa... Garry TERRIYAKI!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*