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save crave 

A situation in a video game where you haven't saved your progress in a long time, and you feel nervous when the next opportunity you will have to do so.
Guy 1: How do you not have save crave right now? I've just watched you play this video game for an hour, and you have yet to save the game!

Guy 2: I know what I'm doing.
save crave by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

cave slave 

Someone who has yet to reach emotional maturity. (Reference: Plato's Allegory of the Cave)
He's a cave slave. He only focuses on the shadows that the light creates instead of embracing the light outside. One day he will see the real light.
cave slave by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

cave slave 

A slave to the cave; one who guards select caves for all eternity; every full moon a light been emits from their bums revealing the hidden secrets of the cave.
"Did you see that bright light?" "Yeah! It's a full moon, it must be the cave slave revealing the hidden secrets of the cave."
cave slave by shewhodanceswithbongs September 4, 2016

shave and crave 

when you want to Netflix and chill but you only have Cravetv

Casual sex
Hey gurl, whatchu doin tonight? wanna Shave and Crave? ;)
shave and crave by Qbaybay June 15, 2018

Slade Craven 

Being more death metal than an airplane can handle
"Slade Craven filled up Glen Benton's inverted crucifix scar with piss and then lapped it up."

"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"

"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."

"DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face."

"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"
Slade Craven by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

cave and shave 

The act of shaving one's head after admitting the futility of attempting a combover or similar baldness-concealing measure.
I'm sure glad Steve decided to cave and shave. That combover was getting ridiculous!
cave and shave by Furter April 20, 2006