shewhodanceswithbongs's definitions

cave slave

A slave to the cave; one who guards select caves for all eternity; every full moon a light been emits from their bums revealing the hidden secrets of the cave.

"Did you see that bright light?" "Yeah! It's a full moon, it must be the cave slave revealing the hidden secrets of the cave."

by shewhodanceswithbongs September 4, 2016